3D glasses are a problem if you usually wear prescription lenses. After finally becoming secure enough in your appearance to withstand the hackneyed taunts of “FOUR EYES” coming from the wise guys down the back of the cinema, you then have slide on yet ANOTHER pair of glasses over the top of your regular pair just to enjoy the extraordinarly pointy 3D effects in whatever seminal piece of 3D cinema you’ve chosen to view. Not even a special edition refrigerated Fonzie is cool enough to withstand the taunts of “SIX EYES” that will now be screamed at you by the public at large.
It’s even worse if you’re a big U2 fan with a Bono complex causing you to need to wear sunglasses inside when faced with a stressful situation. Suddenly you’re an “EIGHT EYES” and you have as much social currency as a spider. One of those big hairy ones, with thick legs that dart out of the corners you thought were safe while you’re precariously holding a stack of antique crystal. The ones that run directly at you while fear freezes you to the ground and your only chance of salvation comes from screaming at an inhumanly high pitch in the hope that a dog runs in to save you. We’ve all seen one of those spiders. It’s a scary beast.
Anyway, Ian, our Commercial Director, is the resident four eyes in our office. We’re unsure how he feels about Bono, but he’s sick to death of hanging out with spiders in dark corners in movie theatres while trying to watch 3D. Sure, contact lenses exist, but that fact rains all over the big parade of anti-3d-glasses-drama I’ve created as a blog set up.
When we received an invitation to hang out with Beta Digital Media Solutions, the UK distributors for Ultra-D 3D technology, Ian jumped at the chance. Like, literally jumped. Dropped the antique crystal he was holding, causing six startled spiders to shriek at such a high pitch that three dogs ran in. Seriously, the things that definitely, truly, absolutely happen in our office, I tell you.
Back to digital signage chat, Ian was invited to Beta to take a look at Stream TV’s amazing Ultra-D. Now we’re getting to the part that will withstand fact checking. Ultra-D is a new way of doing 3D on screen. Any screen, in fact. This technology will be compatible with televisions, tablets, smartphones, laptops and gaming systems as well as touchscreen technology. It’s hoped that this will take off in a way that 3D televisions never did simply because it avoids the two major limitations of previous 3D technology: glasses and content.
